My Rogaine Victory

I’m so excited! I finally was able to get my manhood back today! I started losing my hair in my 20s and now at 42 it is gone. As you can see in the above picture, I have been rescued by Rogaine.

It’s been so tough watching my hairline expand from normal to a ditch across the top of my head over these years. I’ve had to watch all these cocky men who have kept their hair. I could always see the gloating in their eyes as I just wasn’t the man they were. Well, those days are over! Thank you Rogaine!

It’s like going back in time too. O that feeling of running my fingers through my hair! I had forgotten what it felt like. I’ve watched others tuck their hair behind their ears and it is a skill I am learning from scratch. I’ll have to buy a comb and find room again in the pocket where I once carried one. There’s shampoo, the sticky feeling of hairspray, and even the heat of the hairdryer. Yes, I’ll have to get used to all that again. I’ll have to worry again about the wind and the rain, but it will be worth it.

There’s still some kinks to work out in this victory. I got on my knees in front on my sweetheart Alicia today. I could only imagine the rush she was getting seeing her husband with hair again as she ran her fingers through my hair.  I asked her, “Doesn’t this make you want to kiss me?” Strangely, she said “no.”

I’m sure it’s just a color/styling problem. Maybe I should go blond. I had an uncle  once (let me emphasize that it was an uncle by marriage) who got a sore on his head and treated it with peroxide. It turned his brown hair completely blond and I remember him saying that blondes have more fun.

Maybe some of you can make some suggestions for style and color now that I have hair. Once I get it right, I won’t be able to hold off Alicia’s kisses no matter what I do! I look men everywhere in the eye too. See why I’m celebrating this victory?

I hope you are having as fun a day as I am today!

2 thoughts on “My Rogaine Victory

  1. You go for it Pastor Jimmy! This is jut too funny! The hair looks good! but I actually like it before! Tell Alisha Hi! Love u Both!!!!!!

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